All inclusive honeymoon trips: Why you might be doing them all wrong

All inclusive honeymoon trips: Why you might be doing them all wrong

Let’s be real for a second. Planning a wedding is exhausting. By the time you’re picking out napkin ring colors or arguing with your third cousin about the seating chart, the idea of a vacation where you don't have to reach for your wallet—not even once—sounds like a literal fever dream. That’s the magic of all inclusive honeymoon trips. You show up, someone hands you a drink with a tiny umbrella, and the "real world" basically ceases to exist for seven days.

But there’s a catch.

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I’ve seen too many couples book the first shiny resort they see on Instagram only to realize, three days in, that "all inclusive" actually means mediocre buffet food and paying extra for the "premium" tequila. It’s a bummer. If you’re going to spend thousands of dollars on the most important trip of your life, you need to know how the industry actually works behind the scenes.

The "Everything Included" Myth

Most people think "all inclusive" is a universal term. It isn't. At a budget-friendly spot in Punta Cana, you might get unlimited local beer and a standard room. At a high-end Excellence Resort or a Sandals property, you’re looking at top-shelf liquor, scuba diving sessions, and maybe even a private butler who unpacks your suitcase while you’re at the pool.

You have to read the fine print. Honestly, it’s the boring stuff that ruins a trip. Check if the airport transfer is included. Nothing kills the post-wedding high faster than haggling with a taxi driver in a language you don't speak after a six-hour flight.

Hidden Costs People Forget

Sometimes, the "free" stuff isn't actually what you want. You might find that the resort has six restaurants, but the two good ones require a "surcharge" or a reservation made three weeks in advance. It’s annoying. Also, tips. Some resorts (like Sandals) strictly forbid tipping because it's built into the price. Others expect it. If you don't bring a stack of five-dollar bills to a resort in Mexico, you might notice your service slowing down significantly compared to the couple next to you who is handing out cash like it’s Monopoly money.

Where the Best Value Actually Lives

If you want the most bang for your buck, look at the Riviera Maya in Mexico or the Dominican Republic. These spots have the infrastructure down to a science.

Take the Secrets Maroma Beach Riviera Cancun. It’s consistently ranked as one of the best for honeymoons because they have a massive beach and—this is key—no kids. Nothing ruins a romantic sunset dinner like a toddler having a meltdown at the next table over. Adult-only is the way to go for all inclusive honeymoon trips. Trust me on this one.

Then you have the ultra-luxury tier.

Places like Hermitage Bay in Antigua or Jade Mountain in St. Lucia. These aren't your typical mega-resorts. At Jade Mountain, your room (they call them "sanctuaries") only has three walls. The fourth wall is just... the Caribbean Sea and the Piton mountains. It’s breathtaking. But you’ll pay for it. We’re talking $2,000+ a night. Is it worth it? If you have the budget, absolutely. It’s a level of privacy that makes you feel like the only two people on the planet.

The Food Quality Gap

Let’s talk about the buffet. We’ve all been there. Watery scrambled eggs and mystery meat.

The "old school" all-inclusive model relied on volume. They wanted to feed as many people as cheaply as possible. But the market has shifted. Newer, luxury-focused brands like IKOS in the Mediterranean (Greece and Spain) are bringing in Michelin-starred chefs to design their menus. They’ve realized that honeymooners actually like food.

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If you’re a "foodie," don’t just look at the number of restaurants. Look at the menus. Are they serving local, fresh ingredients, or is it just different variations of fried chicken and pasta?

Specific Recommendations for Foodies:

  1. Grand Velas Resorts (Mexico): Their Cocina de Autor restaurant was the first all-inclusive restaurant in the world to receive a AAA Five Diamond Award. It’s legitimate fine dining.
  2. Unico 20°87° (Riviera Maya): They focus heavily on local flavors and rotating guest chefs. It feels less like a resort and more like a boutique hotel that just happens to be all-inclusive.

Timing is Everything

You can save a massive amount of money just by sliding your dates by a week. High season in the Caribbean runs from mid-December to April. Prices are astronomical. If you go in May or June, the weather is still great, but the crowds thin out and the prices drop by 30% or more.

Hurricane season is the big elephant in the room. It’s from June to November. Does it mean you shouldn't go? No. It just means you should buy travel insurance. Most resorts also have "hurricane guarantees" where they’ll give you a credit if a storm ruins your trip, but you have to check the specific policy.

The Overwater Bungalow Obsession

Everyone wants the Maldives. It’s the "holy grail" of all inclusive honeymoon trips. And yeah, waking up and jumping straight from your bedroom into turquoise water is incredible.

But the Maldives is far. If you’re flying from the U.S., you’re looking at 20+ hours of travel. If you only have five days, don't do it. You'll spend half your honeymoon in a state of jet-lagged psychosis.

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Instead, look closer to home. Sandals Royal Caribbean in Jamaica and Sandals South Coast both have overwater bungalows now. They are expensive and book up a year in advance, but the flight is only a few hours from the East Coast.

Is an All-Inclusive Actually Right for You?

I’ll be honest: some people hate them.

If you’re the type of couple that wants to hike through local villages, eat at hole-in-the-wall taco stands, and explore a different beach every day, a resort might feel like a gilded cage. You’re paying for food and drinks at the hotel, so you feel guilty every time you spend money elsewhere. It tethers you to the property.

However, if your goal is to "shut down" your brain and just be together, it’s unbeatable. There is a specific kind of psychological relief that comes from not having to make decisions. No "Where should we eat?" or "How much does this cost?" You just... exist.

Practical Steps for Booking Your Trip

Start by defining your "must-haves." Is it the beach? The food? The spa? Total privacy?

  • Check the "Adults Only" status. Some resorts are "couples only," while others allow families but have adult-only sections. Stick to 100% adults-only properties to avoid the splash-zone at the pool.
  • Verify the "All" in Inclusive. Specifically ask about motorized water sports (jet skis), spa treatments, and premium spirits. Most resorts include kayaks and paddleboards but charge for anything with an engine.
  • Look at the Room Categories. Often, the base room is nothing special. For a honeymoon, it’s worth upgrading to a "Swim-up Suite" or a room with a "Soaking Tub" on the balcony. These small upgrades change the entire vibe of the stay.
  • Use a Travel Agent (Seriously). This is one of the few times I’d recommend a pro. All-inclusive resorts have complex relationships with agents. Often, an agent can get you a room upgrade, a bottle of champagne, or a private dinner on the beach for the same price you’d find on Expedia. Plus, if something goes wrong, they’re the ones who have to sit on hold with the hotel, not you.
  • Book 6-9 Months Out. The best rooms—especially those overwater bungalows or beachfront suites—disappear fast.

Final Thoughts on the Experience

At the end of the day, all inclusive honeymoon trips are about ease. You’ve just finished a massive life milestone. You're tired. You're happy. You want to celebrate without the friction of daily logistics.

Choose a place that aligns with your personality. If you like to party, look at the Breathless brand. If you want quiet romance, look at Zoëtry or Secrets. If you want ultra-luxury, head to the Maldives or a high-end Caribbean boutique. Just do your homework before you put down that deposit.

Actionable Next Steps:
First, sit down with your partner and set a hard budget including flights. Second, decide on your "max travel time"—this will instantly rule out half the world and make your search much easier. Third, check the recent reviews on TripAdvisor from the last 30 days specifically, as resort quality can change wildly with new management or local construction.