It is 2026, and we are still talking about a paleontologist in a spray-on tanning booth. That tells you everything you need to know about the staying power of Friends. Specifically, the Season 10 episode "The One with Ross's Tan." You know the one. Ross Geller, a man with a PhD, somehow manages to get sprayed four times on his front and zero times on his back.
Honestly, it’s peak Ross.
But if you look past the physical comedy of David Schwimmer’s increasingly mahogany face, there is a lot more going on in that booth than just a "Mississippi" counting error. People love to point out how "unrealistic" the scene is. They say a smart guy wouldn't mess up that badly. They’re wrong. In fact, real-world tanning salon mishaps that mirror Ross’s disaster have gone viral as recently as last year.
The "Mississippi" Incident: Why It Actually Makes Sense
The premise is simple. Ross sees Monica’s tanned legs and decides he wants a "glow." He goes to a place that used to be an "X-rated video florist" (classic New York transition). The technician tells him the instructions are easy: Spray, count to five, and turn.
Ross, being Ross, decides to count "Mississippi-lessly."
"One Mississippi, two Mississippi..."
Bam. The second nozzle hits him before he can turn around.
The brilliance of this writing isn't just the counting. It’s the arrogance. Ross stops the technician—played with perfect deadpan by Luis Antonio Ramos—mid-sentence because he thinks he’s too smart for a briefing. "Does it look like this is my first time?" he asks.
It was. It definitely was.
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What most people miss is that the booth had two sets of nozzles. When Ross went back in to "fix" it, he got hit again because he didn't account for the sensors. He ended up as a "Level 8" on the front and a "Level 0" on the back. For context, in the show's universe, they offered levels 1, 2, and 3. Ross literally became a mathematical impossibility of orange.
Behind the Scenes: Was David Schwimmer Actually Tanned?
This is the question that hits my inbox every time this episode airs on a marathon. Did David Schwimmer actually sit in a booth for this?
No. The makeup department used a combination of bronzing creams and tinted camouflage makeup. If they had used actual DHA-based self-tanner, Schwimmer would have been stuck with that "8" for weeks of filming other episodes. Instead, they layered the makeup to get that specific, slightly-too-shiny, "I just got blasted by a hose" look.
There’s a legendary bit of trivia about the filming of this episode. During the scene where the rest of the gang sees Ross for the first time, some of the lines were actually unscripted. The cast’s genuine reaction to how ridiculous Schwimmer looked in person—especially Chandler’s "Ebony and Ivory" joke—carried a level of organic snickering that the directors decided to keep.
You can actually see Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe) struggling to hold it together in the background of several shots.
Why the Ross Fake Tan Still Hits in 2026
We live in a world of 4K streaming and high-definition everything. You’d think a joke from 2003 would feel dated. But "The One with Ross's Tan" works because it taps into a universal human fear: the botched DIY beauty treatment.
- The relatable failure: Everyone has tried a "simple" life hack that ended in disaster.
- The tech-vs-human battle: The booth represents every piece of technology that feels like it’s gaslighting us.
- The visual payoff: Comedy is often about "the reveal," and seeing Ross’s face get progressively darker is one of the best visual gags in sitcom history.
Can This Actually Happen in Real Life?
Short answer: Yes.
A few years ago, a TikToker named Eleanor Fletcher went viral because she had the exact same experience. She went into a booth, waited for the "voice" to tell her to turn, but the voice never came. The machine just kept spraying her front.
She ended up getting sprayed six times on her chest and face. Like Ross, she tried to "fix" it by going back in and ended up with a total of 12 layers on one side.
The science of these booths is usually based on sensors. If you stand slightly off-center or if the "count" in your head doesn't match the machine’s timer, you’re in trouble. Most modern booths use a "position 1, position 2" system with voice prompts, but if you’re counting "Mississippis" instead of listening to the robot, you’re going to end up looking like a glazed donut.
Lessons from the Geller Disaster
If you're planning on hitting a spray tan booth anytime soon, don't be a Ross.
First, listen to the technician. Even if you have a PhD. Especially if you have a PhD. They know the timing of their specific machines. Second, don't count out loud. The sensors in some booths are sound-activated or timed to specific intervals that don't care about your internal rhythm.
Third, if it goes wrong, don't go back in immediately. Ross’s biggest mistake wasn't the first spray; it was the second and third attempts to "even it out." In the real world, you can't just layer Level 2 on top of Level 4 and expect it to look like a Level 6. It just becomes a muddy, streaky mess. Your best bet is usually a heavy exfoliation session and a lot of patience.
Basically, if the booth sprays you and you didn't turn in time, just walk out. Own the half-tan. It’s better than being a "duet of Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.
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If you want to relive the glory of Ross’s mishap without the orange skin, go back and watch Season 10, Episode 3. Pay close attention to the "tanning salon guy"—his facial expressions while Ross explains his counting method are some of the most underrated comedic beats in the series. After that, check out the blooper reels for Season 10; the cast’s inability to stay professional while looking at Schwimmer’s face is arguably funnier than the episode itself.