Fragrance marketing is usually a lie. You know the drill: a model with perfect skin rides a white horse through a field of lavender while whispering about "destiny." It's exhausting. Honestly, that’s why Noyz Only Human Eau De Parfum feels like such a weird, refreshing punch in the face. It isn't trying to sell you a fantasy life where you never sweat or get stuck in traffic.
Instead, it smells like skin. But better.
I've spent years sniffing everything from $400 niche bottles to drugstore body mists, and there is a specific category of "skin scents" that usually ends up smelling like absolutely nothing after twenty minutes. This one is different. It’s a "skin-hugging gourmand." That basically means it has the warmth of a bakery but the subtleness of a t-shirt you’ve worn for an hour.
The Jerome Epinette Factor
You can't talk about this scent without talking about the nose behind it. Jerome Epinette. If you’re a fragrance nerd, you know him as the guy who created Byredo’s Bal d’Afrique and Vilhelm Parfumerie’s Dear Polly. He’s a legend. Usually, when a "disruptor" brand launches at Ulta, they use a generic lab. Noyz didn't do that.
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Shaun Neff, the founder (the guy who basically invented Neff Headwear), tapped Epinette to make something that feels raw. It’s a bold move. Most "clean" perfumes smell like a health food store, but Noyz Only Human Eau De Parfum has this sophisticated, slightly messy edge that keeps it from feeling boring.
What's actually inside the bottle?
Let's skip the poetic fluff and look at the notes.
The opening is Italian bergamot and pink pepper. It's zesty. Not "lemon cleaner" zesty, but more like a fresh Earl Grey tea. Then it shifts. The middle notes are bamboo and waterlily. This is where people get confused. They expect a heavy vanilla bomb because of the "gourmand" label, but the bamboo keeps it airy. It’s watery and green.
The real magic happens in the dry down. This is what lingers on your sweater for three days:
- Vanilla Bean: Not the cupcake kind. It's more like a dried pod.
- Ambroxan: This gives it that "human" warmth.
- Moroccan Cedarwood: Adds a tiny bit of grit and woodiness.
It’s cozy. Like a hug from someone who smells naturally good.
The "Human" Performance
Is it a beast? No. If you want a perfume that people can smell from three blocks away, keep moving. This isn't for you. This is a scent for you and the people you let get close to you.
On my skin, it lasts about six hours. That’s decent for an EDP that doesn't rely on heavy synthetic fixatives. It’s also certified vegan and cruelty-free, which is cool if you care about that (and you probably should). The bottle is made from recycled glass, and—thank god—there’s no unnecessary cellophane.
Why some people hate it
Fragrance is subjective. Obviously. If you go onto Reddit, you’ll see some people complaining that it's "too peppery" or "too masculine."
Here’s the thing: it’s genderless. It doesn't lean "pink" or "blue." If you’re used to sugary, floral perfumes, the cedarwood in Noyz Only Human Eau De Parfum might surprise you. It has a bit of a "boyfriend's hoodie" vibe.
Some critics also argue it’s "private equity backed" and lacks "soul." I find that funny because most of the heritage brands we love are owned by massive conglomerates. At least this one is trying to talk about real life. They even have a scent called "Sh**ty Day." That’s relatable.
How to wear it (and layer it)
Because it’s a skin scent, it’s a layering powerhouse.
If you want to make it sweeter, try layering it over a basic vanilla oil like Nemat International's Vanilla Musk. If you want to make it "expensive" for a date night, spray it under something woody like Le Labo Santal 33. The ambroxan in Only Human acts like a magnifying glass for other scents.
Actionable Scent Tips
- Spray it on damp skin: Right out of the shower. It helps the vanilla and cedarwood bond better.
- Don't rub your wrists: You've heard this before, but seriously. It breaks down the delicate bamboo notes.
- Check the solid version: Noyz makes a solid fragrance version of this for $42. It’s great for touch-ups, but the EDP has better projection.
At $85 for a 50ml bottle, it's not "cheap," but in the world of luxury fragrance, it’s a steal for an Epinette creation. You're getting niche quality without the niche price tag. It’s messy, it’s warm, and it’s unapologetically human.
Basically, it's the anti-fantasy perfume. And honestly? We probably need more of that.
Next Steps for Your Collection
- Visit an Ulta Beauty to test it on your skin for at least an hour before buying; skin chemistry changes the vanilla-to-cedar ratio significantly.
- If you prefer a more "edgy" profile, compare it side-by-side with Unmute, which is Noyz's heavier, more amber-forward bestseller.
- Save the glass bottle when you're done; the pump unscrews easily, making the components fully recyclable.